That was Rize's junk

2009-07-11T04:34:00.000-07:00

Evil Twin: (o.O) They are being environmemtally friendly. Haha!

Evil Twin: KYAHH~ The manager from DMC!!

AhDada: Where's Krauser?! (T^T) Why only Negishi!!??

4.5 stars for Jiro.

3.5stars for the manager

4.0 stars for Neigishi

-AhDada got over the fact that there was no Krauser.-

Pose for the cam!! XD

Evil Twin: Is the floor clean?

Rize: Who knows...

Evil Twin: That is the 'push-up' pose.. Must be hard. XD

-Amu and Ikuto from shugo chara-

Evil Twin: Such big ears...

3.0 stars for both characters...

-Some random manga/anime-

From Kingdom Hearts. The supposedly bad guys.

Evil People: All hail Burger King!! We so totally love burger King.

5 stars.

Additional 1 star for total randomness. XD

Terrorist:I am the terrorist.

Evil Twin: Like Dahhh... anyone can see that... XD
Rize: OMG!! Get me a gun like that. Throw in the outfit too!!

Evil Twin: T^T I think I know what the gun is for...

Rize: >D

Rize: Is he going to swim? Or did he just finish swimming? Maybe he was at Wild Wild Wet..

Evil Twin: Why did you say so?

Rize: he has goggles...

Evil Twin: XD

Rize: Beach Party?

Evil Twin: Maybe... More of a campfire by the beach...

Rize: It means the same thing!! Go bald.

Evil Twin: T^T

Evil Twin: Where the number one Animes collide...

Rize: Is he a bad guy?

Evil twin: I think so...

Rize: *to the bad guy* Hi. I am Rize. Nice to meet you. My hobby is...

Evil twin: *drags Rize extremely far away from the 'bad guy'*

Man in Scream Mask: AHHHHHHHHH~

Rize: AHHHHHHH~~~ BULLLYYYY!!!

The bad guy: WHO DARES TO BULLY ME FRIEND!!!
Rize: *sobs sobs* Him... the screamo...

-The bad guy and the man in scream mask fights...-

Rize: >D oooooOOOoooo.... Good show... Nice fighting!!! Yea Yea!! Whack him hard... Woo~

Evil twin: *hides in one corner and pouts...* Rize is getting evil-er... T^T

Rize: *Runs to this unknown mister* Mister mister... Some guys are fighting there. And I heard that they said you SUCK. Big time...

Unknown Mister: WHATTTT!!!

-Unknown mister joins the fight-

Rize: OOOO!!! Yea! That's it!! Trash him!!! Shoot!! Bang bang!! Woo~

-5.0 stars for Madame Red. So cool..-

Evil twin: The fight is over right...

Rize: nahh.... Thay're still fighting. I am looking for more people to join the fight...

Evil twin: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~

-Say cheese for my camera!!-

-OOOHH!! The good twin and AhDada!-

Evil twin: Where the good meets the evil. XD

Penguin man: Have you seen this man?
Evil Twin: Nope.
Rize: I saw him.

Evil Twin: really?

Penguin man: Really? where?

Rize: *Points to the direction of some smoke* In there. Fighting.

-Penguin man rushes in to save his friend, who isn't there. Hence, he joins the fight.-

Rize: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Penguin man really kick asses. XD

Shinigami: You have seen Death!!

Evil twin: Yea... you...

Rize: *Points in direction of fight* I think someone will die. Most likely the penguin.

Shinigami: *Breathes in deeply* Muahahaha!!! *cough cough*

-Shinigami flew to the fight and got pulled in.-

Rize: yea~~ Use your scythe. Yea cut him.... Ouch... Oooooo...

Good Twin: Kyahh~ RABI!!

Rize: Hey!

Rabi: Yo!

Rize: Allen called you a good for nothing worthless beansprout.

Rabi: HAH!!! Where is he!!??

Rize: *Points to the fight.* There.

Rabi: Hammer!! Grow!! Extend to the fight!!

-Hence, Rabi joined the fight thinking that Allen, who is not there, had just insulted him.-
Rize: Woah... That hammer packs a punch... Hey! Use the wood seal... the fire one is cool...

Good twin: T^T

Evil Twin: OMG!! Jes-debi. SO FREAKING AWESOME!!!

Rize: Hey! Allen called you guys idiots who share a brain.

Jesdebi: WHATTT!! THAT JERK!!! WHERE IS HE????
Rize: *points in direction of fight* There.

-Jesdebi joined the fight for the same reason as Rabi..-

Rize: Sucker~ Muahahahahaha!!

Evil Twin: NOOO~~~ JESDEBIIII!!!!

-Currently taking a break from making people join a fight.-
.So he is now a model.

-Aki's Debut in the entire post.-

AhDada: OMG!!! KYAHHH~

Rize: I am so amazing...

Evil Twin: Oh... My... God... So... Thick... Skin...

Rize: Hey.

Guy from Friday the 13: Hey.

Rize: You like blood?

Guy from Friday the 13: Yea.

Rize: *Points in direction of fight* There. Lots of blood.

-Guy from friday the 13 went to fight-
Rize: OOOOOO.... >D

Evil Twin: OMG!! He went back to action...

-I thought he went to fight already?-

Rize: Are thery Gays?

Evil Twin: Looks like it.

Rize: ... Next... I don't need gays...

Rize: Hey Joker.

Joker: Hello! *Juggles with balls*

Rize: Never mind. Lets go..

Rize: Hey You.

Random man: Me?

Rize: yes you. The one from Kurobara. The zombie guy.

Random man: Wadsup?

Rize: Was wondering whether are you interested woth zombies now...

Random man: Yes!!! Where

Rize: *Points in direction of fight* There. Smokers.

-Random man charges into fight-

Rize: oooo..... XD

Rize: Hey! Man in mask.

Man in mask: *breathes breathes*

Rize: Are you asmathic? Ah... never mind... those guys there fighting called you a suck ass.

-Man in mask charges into fight-

Rize: Don't die from asthma attack.

Evil twin: OMG!! So cute!!

Rize: hey there boy!!

Evil twin: *Drags Rize and makes a break for it.*

Rize: *Points in direction of fight* They say America stinks.

-Random soldiers run to the direction of fight-

Rize: >D

Rize: *Points in direction of fight* There are heartless there.

-Sora runs into fight-

Rize: hey~ This is getting old...

-Rize and brother chair-

Rize: ...

Evil twin: You look as pale as death.

Rize: *smiles*

Evil Twin: I think I am getting goosebumps... bad premotion...

Rize: hey!!

Man:...

Rize: *Points at direction of fight than changes and points at evil twin*

Man:...

Rize: She said you are lousier than the lousiest of all noobs.

Man:!!!

-Man charges at evil twin-

Rize: Oooo.. This is fun...

Rize: Say It!!

Evil Twin: GYAHH!!! SAVE ME!!

Rize: Say it.

Evil twin: Kanda is a beansprout. Rize help me from this man!!

-Man attacking Evil Twin-

-kanda heard what the evil twin said and hence, attacked her with Mugen-
Rize: >D ahhh.... this is life....

-The evil bunny chef who cooks bunny-

Lolliai... you better watch out...

Everybody shout with me!!

Walking Pacman!!

[[The end]]

What happened to the evil twin?

Nobody knows...

2009-06-03T01:50:00.000-07:00

Rize: Yo! I'm back. As a high school model... XD

There won't be any story... So don't keep your hopes high... >D

Evil Twin: If 3 of you, Lolliai, Aki and of course you, go to school...

Rize: I'm the high school gang leader!! XD

Evil Twin: Eh.... No. You'll guys will be the untouchables...XD

Rize: huh? Crazy... I am touchable... Look I am solid... you airhead...

Evil Twin: T.T not literally untouchable... I mean like you guys will be like idols...

Rize: Like duh... Lolliai and myself... not sure about aki though...

Evil Twin: So... Thick... Skin....

Rize: So... you mean we will be like idols in school?

Evil Twin: Yup! You will be the unapproachable...

Rize: @#$%&*! What do you mean!!!

Evil Twin: Because of '@#$%&*!'...

Rize: How dare you call me @#%$^&*... You *********

Evil Twin: See what I mean by unapproachable!!!

Rize: .... hmmm....

Rize: So what about Lolliai?

Evil twin: Everything on Earth has a counterbalance...

Rize: So you are saying Lolliai is my counter part?

Evil Twin: Good vs Evil.

Rize:.....

Evil Twin: Ahahaha.... (fades off)

Rize: So he is the approchable?

Evil Twin: ....Eh.... Yea....

Rize: Ok... End of discussion.

Evil Twin: What the... What about AKIIIII!!!!

Rize: Huh? Is he even an idol? One is a loner. Two is company. Three is a crowd. Two idols are enough... >D

Evil Twin: T.T at least hear out the part on Aki...
Rize: (Enjoying himself on the V shape shelf.) Lalalalala
Evil Twin: T.T
Rize: Ok... I'll listen to the part on Aki...
Evil Twin: Aki awakens maternal instincts.
Rize:..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Nice one!!!
Evil Twin: >D
Rize: So he's still not an idol. He's like a baby. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Evil Twin: I guess so... In a sense... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Rize: Damn you Stupid Twin... I'm upside down... Go die!!! Muahahaha!!

Rize:....

Evil Twin: he's listening to Acid, 0:00Am... It's damn good... To bad they disbanded... T.T

About Acid:

Used to have 2 vocals...then it became one cos the other retired...

Their songs are heavy because they have 3 guitarist.... XD

they have 1 drummer and 1 bassists...

Used to have a keyboardist... but he was also the vocals...

0:00Am is highly recommended... XD

Rize: Ah well~ that's all! Now go listen to Acid's 0:00am....

2009-05-29T17:12:00.000-07:00

The Stupidity of the Supposed Smartest Species on the Planet

Have you ever wonder...
1. Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
2. Why do you have to click the start button to stop windows XP?
3. Why lemon juice is made of artificial flavour but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
4. Why the man who invest all you money is called a 'broker'?
5. Who tastes dog food when it is 'new and improved'?
6. Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all stuck together?
7. If con is the opposite of pro, then the congress is the opposite of progress?
8. Why they called the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?
9. Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?

AND....

In case ypu need further prove that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use when sleeping.
Rize: Darn, and that is the only time I have to work on my hair.

On a bag of chips:
You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Rize: Ah... the shoplifter special...

On a bar of Palmolive Soap:
Directions: Use like normal soap.
Rize: And that would be how?

On some frozen dinner:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Rize: Its just a suggestion right?

On Nanna's Tiramisu(Printed on the bottom):
Do not turn upside down.
Rize: That was a little too late...

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Rize: And you thought it would be cold?

On a packaging of a K-mart iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rize: Wouldn't that save me alot of time?

On Boot's children cough medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after consumption.
Rize: We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds of the forklifts.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Rize: And I am taking this because...

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only.
Rize: Yeah... as opposed to what?

On Nobby's Peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
Rize: Talk about a news flash.

On an American airline packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

2009-05-25T03:48:00.000-07:00

Rize: Yo!
Evil Twin: HAHAHA!!! You're the pink-hair-cat-ears-looking-guy.
Rize: Shuddup. I know you are jealous. Cause I'm so cute. XD
Evil Twin:.... My god..... so.... thick.... skin...

the-bear-shape-looking-guy is our dear Aki~CHANNN!!!

The following will be just pictures and a couple of comments. I'm too lazy.

Rize and the plant and the funny looking drink?

Lolliai: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOO!!!!!

The bunny-looking-guy-carrying-a-pink-bunny

Aki: OOOO~~ Loookie!! Me at background!!!

Rize:..................

Aki: T.T

Lolliai: OOO!!! I am at the background!!!

Aki: NOOO FAIRRRR!!! Rize never comment on Lolliai!!!

Rize: ...... [towards Aki]
Aki: T.T No fair

Evil Twin: Is it me or do you look more pinkish?

Rize: Come to think about it... I think I wore the same clothes to the previous Dollmeet...

Evil Twin: Lalalalalala

Evil Twin: I believe some of the pictures may look repetitive...

Rize: WTH!!!

Aki: Hello. Its me Rize.

Rize: Shuddup and die.

Aki: T.T mummmmmmiiieeeee......

Aki: And that is Aki!!

Rize: Still not dead... Now now... where did I put that darn snail...

Lolliai: EIIIIIAAAHHHHH!!!! No SNAILS ALLOWED!!!

Rize: Opps. I mean that darn stapler....

Aki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Evil Twin: Well thats all!!!

Rize: What!!! No story on my world domination? On me killing you?

Evil Twin: T.T

2009-05-03T04:03:00.000-07:00

When The Evil Twin Should be doing her revision...

Rize: That's right... You guessed it... it's me. Who else right... WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Evil Twin: LALALALA~

Evil Twin: Looking cute Rize~

Rize: SUCKER~

[[NEXT TIME, STUDDDDYYYYY!!!!!]]

2009-05-03T02:57:00.000-07:00

Evil Twin: My room is blue!!! MUAHAHAHA
Rize: ....

Evil Twin: As blue as the sky!!! XD

Evil Twin: ANDDDD I have new shelves for my MANGA!!!
Rize: ... Anyway the rest of the pictures is Aki's visit to my house...
Evil Twin: T.T

Good Twin: OMG!!! Aki looks like a witch. T.T

[[End of visit. LOL.]]

2009-04-07T01:33:00.000-07:00

A conversation that will definetly end.

1. Between the Twins

Evil Twin: Hi.
Good Twin: Hi

-End of conversation-
Rize: What the heck!!

2. Between Lolliai and AhDada-

Lolliai: MUMMMMMYYYY!!!!
AhDada: KYA~ so cute!!! XD

-End of conversation-
Rize: That sure was one simple conversation.

3. Between Aki and the Good Twin

Good Twin: AKIII~ chan~
Aki: Mummyyyy!!!

-End of conversation-
Rize: That sure was a one heck of a conversation.

4. Between Rize and the Evil Twin.

-End of conversation-
Evil Twin: !@#$%^&* there wasn't a conversation to begin with!! How can it end?!

5. Between Rize and Lolliai

Lolliai: The sun is shining down on us! And mother Earth sings the song of neverending happiness. the song of a meeting!!
Rize: Is there a shorter version to this beautiful sentence?
Lolliai: Hie.
Rize: Whatever.

-End of conversation-
Evil Twin: This is the longest lasting conversation. Amazing. 4 speeches.

6. Between Aki and Rize

Rize: ...
Aki: WAHHHH~ MUMMMMMIIIEEEE!!!!
Rize: WTH!! I haven't said anything!!

-End Conversation-
Evil Twin: Right....

2009-04-05T00:39:00.000-07:00

Rize: Yo!

Evil Twin: Yo!

Rize: Shuddup and die!! >D

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: Hey~ Do you think my soon to be sister will be this cute?

Evil Twin: I think she'll be cooler...

Rize: (innocently) Cooler then me?

Evil Twin: Yea~ Like DAAAAA....

Rize: DIE!!!!!!!

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: I have to admit she's cool...
Evil Twin: Don't worry Rize.
Rize: ??
Evil Twin: You're not cool.
Rize: #%*@^&!
Evil Twin: Let me finish my SENTENCE!!!
Rize: Fine!!
Evil Twin: You are not cool. But you're cute. I'm your number 1 fan!!!
Rize: What am I? Krauser the 3rd?

-Tender E-An from Dream of Doll.-

Rize: Is he cosplaying as the butler from kuroshitsuji?

Evil Twin: Looks like it...

Rize: Can I have a brother?

Evil Twin: Isn't one sister enough? And what's with the topic change?

Rize: The more companions I have the merrier it will be.

Evil Twin: The more merrier for you to bully?

Rize: Yup...

Evil Twin: The bear is fine right?

Rize: I guess so... OK!!! I've got an inspiration!!! Lets bully the bear!!! >D

Evil Twin: (Mumble)Future siblings of Rize... Rest in Peace... T.T

Rize: I'm cuter right?
Evil Twin: Yup. 1 million times. >D
Rize: >D Oh yea. MSD brothers or sisters are strictly not allowed.
Evil Twin: Why?
Rize: Cause I'm supposed to be the cutest in the family.
Evil Twin: Oh...

Rize: What is he? An Aristrocat?

Evil Twin: Should be.

Rize: I'm a prince.

Evil Twin: A fallen prince.

Rize: Go bald. And no brothers like him.
Evil Twin: I only intend to stop at Tender E-An.
Rize: That was what you said when you bought me.
Evil Twin: Oh.... HAHAHAHA...(Fades off)
Rize: Go Bald.

Rize: Hey~ Isn't he the brother of the big guy?
Evil Twin: Your sister will be that big too...
Rize: But I'm older. >D
Evil Twin: Right... I forgot.
Rize: So what's her name? My sister that is...
Evil Twin: I dunno.
Rize: Go die.

Lolliai: CHA CHANG!!!
Aki: .... (Decided not to say anything. It is a precaution...)
Rize: What the hell...
Good Twin: Aki~~ Say hi. Don't be rude.
Aki: (shakes head vigourously)
Lolliai: HEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO~~~
AhDada: ^^
Evil Twin: Such an active boy...
Rize: ...
Evil Twin: AHHEEMM.... T.T

Rize: Piss of Kangaroo. That's mine!!
Roo: (whispers) I want!!!
Aki: SHHHHH!!!!
Evil Twin: Poor Aki.
AhDada: Poor thing. He must be badly traumatised.
Good Twin: T.T It's no thanks to your Rize!!
Evil Twin: Can't be helped.
Good Twin: WHAT THE... (fades off)
Rize: *Stares*

Roo: *Still staring at Rize's drink*

Rize: Maybe I should make you into Kangaroo Jerky...
Aki: !!!!!!!!

Aki: *Nudges at Lolliai* (Whispers) HELLLP!!!
Lolliai: OHHH~~~ Mummy look at that!!
AhDada: OHHH~~~
Aki: T.T
Evil Twin: Lolliai is starting to be like Rize...
Good Twin: NOOOO!!!~~~~
Lolliai: ???

Lolliai: OHH~~~ Chocolate!!! Can I have some?
Rize: *Stares* ... sure
Aki: o.O
Good Twin: Has Rize became good?
Evil Twin: Nope. Not in our wildest dream.
AhDada: They became accomplices in crime.
Good Twin: WHEENNN~~
AhDada: Just two minutes ago.
Good Twin: What theeee....
Evil Twin: The chocolate was an exchange. Instead of wine, it is chocolate for brotherhood.
AhDada: Like the Nuraihyon no Mago?

Rize: That brings an end to our day at Kurobara.
Evil Twin: I bet you enjoyed yourself!!
Rize: Like Yea~ I got an accomplice, new hair, new eyes, new socks and soon to be sister. I mean who won't.
Evil Twin: And you had a bath.
Rize: It was so refreshing!! ^^
Evil Twin: $39.00. T.T
Rize: >D

Rize: See you soon!!

[[It wasn't much of a story was it?]]

2009-01-20T04:45:00.000-08:00

Rize: Yo! I'm back. And no thanks to the IDIOTIC TWIN, this blog was dead for quite some time.

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: This is Lolliai! He is the cute looking pirate prince.

Evil Twin: Yea... He is so cute... Why can't you be like him.

Rize: I'm cute. Idiotic Twin.

Evil Twin: No... I didn't mean that you're are not cute... It's just that why can't you be innocent like him.....

Rize: Well.... That is because.... BULLYING YOU IS FUN!!!!

Evil Twin: T.T

You must have been wondering why there is no tabulation of the score.

That is because Rize has officially declared that he has 100 wins.

Even though that is not true.

Rize: This is Aki.... So Gay.... Muahahahaha... He could at least look at the camera. By the way, that is my wig and he is wearing my pants and shoes.

Good Twin: T.T He is not gay....

Evil Twin: He is a he/she.

Good Twin: T.T

A group photo...
Evil Twin: Cute bear....

Rize: Shuddup or die!!!

Evil Twin: T.T

Another group photo....

Good Twin: The bear's wearing the hat....

Evil Twin: Such an expensive cafe...

Rize: Can you don't speak out of point. We are now commenting on the picture. Not the Cafe!! Doofus!

Evil Twin: Such a violent Rize...

Rize: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

More photos of Rize....

Rize: Hmmm.... I wonder what should I do next to torture the Evil Twin.... To vent my building anger....

More picture of Aki...

Rize: You forgot to add... "Acting cute"

Evil twin: Can you don't critic everything I write....

Rize: Thats the plan... Thats the plan....
Evil Twin: Thats it!! I'm gonna keep my mouth shut....

Rize: Oho.... Try as you might... you'll open soon enough...

Rize: I reign supreme!!! Muahahaha!! Aki is nothing but a mere gay!!!!

Good Twin: NOOOOO!!! He is not GAYYYYY!!!!

Rize: Hmmm.... I got the wrong twin to open her mouth.... Ah welll....

Rize: Yea!! Lolliai is so cool!! I wonder will he allow me to torture the bear....

AhDada: Hahaha...Yea!! Lolliai is cool.... Lalalala. Heard that Lolliai?

Lolliai: NOOOOO!!! You can't torture the bear!!!!

AhDada: Maybe not...

Rize: Hmm.... wrong people again....

Rize: Oh!! Look!! I'm so super cute!!!

Evil Twin: Che... Stop acting cute... oops...

Rize: I'm am victorious!!!!

AhDada: .....

Good Twin: .....

Aki: ....

Lolliai: ....

The following scenes have been cut off.

This blog must be PG. So the sound effects have to be cut out too...

In other words, the Evil Twin is too lazy to type it in.

-Rize-

Rize is taking a break after torturing the evil twin...

The process of him torturing the Evil Twin was removed as it is too violent.

It is 100x worse than the bear incident....

The Evil Twin also came to a new conclusion....

Rize is not evil, he is a sadistic prince.

Rize: It sure took you quite some time to realise that.

Evil Twin: OMG!! Look at his smirk.... I'm so dead

Good Twin: ....

AhDada:.... Don't cry. HAHAHAHA

Evil Twin: Hey... This isn't funny at all....

Rize: Lalalala.... I wonder what should I do next...

Rize: I REIGN SUPREME!!!! TO HELL WITH THE EVIL TWIN!!! MUAHAHAHAHA

Lollai: Mummy, you sure you want me to be like him?

AhDada: Maybe I should take back my words....

Rize: Aki you shall never be able to rise to the top!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aki: Mummyyyyyy!!!!! Ri-kun bully me again!!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Good Twin :.....

AhDada: This is not a skit. It is for real....

Good Twin: NOOOOOOO!!!! EVIL TWIN!!! Your Rize bully my Aki again!!!

Evil Twin: I am not commenting, because I'll die....

Rize: OHO!!! You're dead!!!

Evil Twin: Shit.

Rize: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Evil Twin: DEAD.

Rize: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Lolliai: Evil Twin... you should stop commenting. And don't reply. Not even a nod...

Rize: Damn.... Might as well ask her not to breathe.

Lolliai: That's a good idea. Evil Twin, don't breathe...

Evil Twin: NOOOOO!!! Don't corrupt Lolliai!!!!

Rize: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Rize: This brings an end to my first dollmeet. I had fun killing the Evil Twin.

I have said it and I shall say it again. The Evil Twin will never defeat me. Ever.

2008-12-16T21:50:00.000-08:00

Rize: So this is what you call a park...

Evil Twin: Pretty cool right?

Rize: No. Not really.

The Evil Twin. I wonder who is more evil...

The Evil Twin or Rize....

4 wins. 0 loss. -Rize

0 win. 4 losses -Evil Twin

Rize: Humans are dumb.

Evil Twin: Why?

Rize: It's December and they're camping.

Evil Twin: That does not mean they're dumb.

Rize: Look at the freaking sky. Its gonna rain.

Evil Twin: That means you're dumb too.

Rize: Why?

Evil Twin: That's because you're here too.

Rize: Don't forget. You're the one that dragged me here. Doofus.

Rize is officially more evil than the Evil Twin.

Can't believe that the Evil Twin actually forgot that she was the one that brought Rize along.

5 wins. o losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 5 losses. - Evil Twin.

Evil Twin: If you say that "I am an Idiot", I'll give you this drink.

Rize: You admitted that you're an idiot. Please take a closer look. I already took the drink.

Evil Twin: ...... T.T

Maybe we should call the Evil Twin the idiotic twin.

~Rize.

6 wins. 0 losses. - Rize

o wins. 6 losses. - Evil Twin.

By the way. I like the purple coloured drink.

--Rize.

Rize: I am occupying the entire seat. Muahaha!!

Evil Twin: And I am sitting on the floor. T.T

Rize: Lalalala....

Rize: Lookie. It's a piece of the clouds.

Evil Twin: Heh! You actually believed its a piece of the clouds?

Rize: I am not dumb. I was trying to figure out how Lolliai will react.

I opened the packet of mashmellows you left out on the chair.

Evil Twin: NOOOOO!!!! My mashmellows... Where's the rest?!

Rize: I gave it to those campers out there.

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: By the way. I was trying to give you a chance to have one win.

Evil Twin: T.T

It's 2 wins this time. He tricked her twice.

8 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 8 losses. - Evil Twin.

Rize: I wonder what's on the other side?

Evil Twin: An island.

Rize: Of course I know that. Idiot. I was being Aki.

9 wins. 0 losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 9 losses. - Evil Twin.

Rize: Can't be bothered with that Idiotic Twin.

Evil Twin: ..... T.T

10 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 10 losses. - Evil Twin.

Evil Twin: Wait a minute! That can't be counted as a win!!

Rize: Oh yes it can!!!

Evil Twin: Tell me why!! I demand to know.

Rize: Because the sky is so high. >D

11 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 11 losses. -Evil Twin.

Btw. If you have not noticed. Its 2 left shoes.
Both are pointing that way<<<<<

It usually is <<<>>>

It was the Evil Twin who caused this glitch up.

Rize: I wanna go down to the beach but that idiotic twin said no.

Evil Twin: That's because it's muddy down there. Not to mention that it's dirty.

Rize: The reason why you don't allow me to go is because you're lazy. Face the fact, idiot.

Evil Twin: Crap. I got found out.

11 wins. 0 losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 11 losses. -Evil Twin.

Rize: The wind is pretty strong.

(The Evil Twin have decided not to comment, if not, she'll have another loss add to her losses.)

It was a meaningful day for Rize. That is because he has now 11 wins.

He is feeling very happy. He hopes that there'll be more occasions where he can get the Evil Twin to lose more.

If the Evil Twin ever, EVER, beats Rize, the sky will collapse and cows will start flying.

--Lots of Love,

Rize--

[[ThIs StOrY iS bRoUgHt To YoU bY hIm.]]

2008-12-14T21:12:00.000-08:00

Rize: Hey there!! Rize here. I am handcuffed as you can see.
Because the CRAZY girl, the Evil Twin, chained me. She
was afraid that I would wreck havoc.
It's not like I will.... Maybe I would....

Evil Twin: THAT is the very reason why I handcuffed you...

Rize: Lalalalala....

Evil Twin: By the way, I am not crazy.

Rize: It was already decided in the previous post.

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: That aside, I got to meet new a friend...
The pink-hair-cat-ears-with-lots-of-hair-clips guy is Lolliai.
The red-hair-not-even-looking-at-the-camera guy is Aki.
Then the blonde-hair-can't-even-see-his-eyes guy, is of course, me.

Evil Twin: So what's with the usage of hyphenated words?

Rize: Thought it was fun....

Evil Twin: .... it was?

Rize: Because Aki was feeling very left out
because he dosen't have a handcuff,
we handcuffed our hands together.
How childish can he get?

Lolliai: Why am I in the middle!!!

Aki: I wanna be in the middle!!!!

Rize: Just how childish this fellow can get?

Lolliai: Okok... don't throw a tantrum here Aki.
I'll let you be in the middle.

Rize: What the hell!! I have to sit beside THAT baby??

Aki: WAHHHHH!!!! I am not a baby!!!! Mummyyyyyy!!!
Ri-chan bully me!!!!!!!

Rize: Now he is crying.... he is officially a baby.

Evil Twin: Now..now.. that's not very nice Rize.

Rize: CRAZY girl ZIP it!!!

Evil Twin: WAHHHH!!! AhDada!! Rize is bullying me!!!

AhDada: ......

Rize: CRAZY GIRL!! YOU'RE MAKING A
HELL LOAD OF NOISE! ZIP IT!

The Evil Twin. She lost. Again.

So after a heated argument between the Evil Twin and Rize
(It wasn't even an argument. It was so obvious that Rize will win.),
Rize and Lolliai took a picture together.

Aki: I wanna take with Ri-chan!!!!!!

Rize: Who the hell wants to take pictures with a baby like you!!!

Aki: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Good Twin: Evil Twin!!! Rize bully my Aki again!!!

Evil Twin: I can't do anything!!! Ask AhDada!!

AhDada: !!!

Lolliai: .....

(By the way, Lolliai has already given up being the mediator.)

So after much persuasion, Rize finally let Aki sit beside him.

Evil Twin: Is it just me or is Lolliai looking really tired.

Aki: WAHHHH!!!! I don't want to sit in the middle!!!! I wanna sit on the side!!!!
MUMMMYYYY!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Rize: Argh!!!....

Good Twin: .....

Lolliai: ....

AhDada: ......

Evil Twin: Reminds me of his mummy...

(You must be wondering why AhDada
didn't comment on anything in the past few dialouges.
It's because she feels that it is a total waste of saliva
in doing so.)

If you have not noticed it, look at the gap between Aki and Rize.

By the way, the picture is different . So it's not cut and paste.

So what is the difference?

Ans: It's the sunglasses.

Why was Rize willing to lend Aki his sunglasses.

Ans: Because Aki was making a hell load of noise.

Rize didn't have much of a choice.
In other words, Rize was very reluctant.

Because Aki was making too much noise,
Rize went to a corner for some quiet time.

Evil Twin: It's because of that action, everyone
thinks that you're anti-social.

Rize: Crazy thing. Shuddup.

Evil Twin: Why am I being demoted from a girl to a thing!!!

Rize: Because I wanted to do so.

The evil twin. She lost. Once Again.

3 wins to 0 wins in Rize's favour.

Aki finally realises that he was making too much noise and

had pissed Rize out.

Evil Twin: It's high time he found out.

AhDada: .....

Lolliai: ....hahaha....

In order to make Rize happy again, the Good twin
took out her box of chocolates. (Without Aki knowing.)

-The didn't-even-bother-resisting-the-chocolates person-

-The tried-resisting-the-chocolates-but-failed person-

I mean, who can resist to chocolates?

-The didn't-even-know-there-was-chocolates-there person-

Rize: Move it!! This half is mine!!!

Lolliai: Then this half is mine!!!!

Good Twin: Then what about my Aki?

Lolliai: He can have one chocolate from mine and Rize's half.

Rize: Yea!!

Good Twin: But that chocolate is mine....

Lolliai: Finders keepers!! Losers weepers!!

Evil Twin: It's amazing how much chocolates can change a person.

AhDada:....

Evil Twin: At least comment on something AhDada....

AhDada: Errr.... Nice chocolates?

Evil Twin: .....Not on the chocolates.....

AhDada: You asked me to comment on anything.

Good Twin: I have a feeling that I am being left out in the conversation...

Rize: Muahahahaha!!! The chocolates mine!!!

(You guys may not have noticed it but, don't you find it awfully quiet?)

Lolliai: HEYYYY!!! GIMME MY SHARE!!!

Evil Twin: Looks like there will be a fight....

Evil Twin: Rize. We've got two boxes at home.
Let Lolliai have that box..

Good Twin: Hey!! That's mine.

Rize: CRAZY THING QUIET!! OF COURSE I KNOW THAT.

AhDada: Erm... Can't you guys see that they were just acting?

Lolliai: ^^ our acting skills are quite good.

AhDada: That's why I didn't comment. Because the entire thing
from the first picture was just a show...

Aki: ^^ lalalala.... Ri-chan won't be that evil to me.....

Rize: Heh! only dumb people like the Evil Twin won't know...

The Evil Twin. She Lost. Again.
4-0 In Rize's favour.

If you didn't notice, Rize is behind Lolliai.
Behind his right hand. You should be able to see

his hair.

-I don't have a photoshop so I can't do fancy things.-

Everyone is relaxing after the act which the twins
did not even realise that it was one.

Presenting the Air Instrument Band (AIB).
The band name was thought by AhDada.

From left to right:
Aki.(Singer) Lolliai.(Air Guitar) Rize. (Air Bass)

Lolliai the super duper cute guitarist.
Rize the act cool bassist.
Aki the super clueless singer.( his not even in the picture.)

Relaxing after a photoshoot.

Ok. There is Aki. Let me repeat myself once again.

Aki. The super clueless singer.

By the way. That's AhDada's boots in the background.

The picture for their new album. "Trinity Z"

Resting. After a live concert.

By the way, on the right hand side of the background is

AhDada's knee. On the left, is the Good Twin's shoe.

Rize! That act cool bassist.

Lolliai! That super cute guitarist.

And Aki. The super clueless singer.

He didn't even realise that he was suppose to take a solo picture

like the ones above this.

He even went of to eat Takoyaki.

Their live concert.

Playing now is their very famous song.

'Silence'.

Its called 'Silence' brcause you only can hear silence.

And the audience response was....

Silence.

Because there wasn't one in the first place.

Only three photographers.

The Good Twin.

AhDada.

The Evil Twin.

Rize.

Aki. (He's here. Amazing.)

Lolliai.

It was a long and tiring day. But Rize had loads of fun.
Especially tricking the Evil Twin.
He wonders when can he meet up with Lolliai and Aki again.

By the way, this is Pasir Ris Bus Interchange. Rize is no longer at Expo.
The next meeting will most probably be on the 27 Dec.

This post is dedicated to my new found friend, Lolliai and Aki.
To Aki: Christmas is nearing. Where's my present.
To Lolliai: Christmas is here. Have fun.
I am only being evil to Aki. >D

Credits:
Lolliai. For being part of the gag.
Aki. For being part of the gag.
Rize. For being part of the gag.
AhDada. For thinking of the band's name.
Ahdada. For her knee and boots in the background
Good Twin. For her shoe in the background.
Good Twin. For her chocolates.

2008-12-11T18:40:00.000-08:00

The Evil Twin died.

Why?
Because Rize killed her.

Really?
No. Not really.

It's because she realises how broke she is.

So what has her being broke got to do with her dying?

It's because she realises that she won'y have enough money for Saturday.

Saturday?
Yes. Saturday.

So what's on Saturday
EOY cosfest.

Oic.
If she has no money, she might as well die.

Rize: I agree. But what's with the monologue.

Evil Twin: I was talking to the voodoo doll.

Voodoo Doll: !!!!

Rize: You're talking to yourself. The voodoo doll has no mouth.

Evil Twin: It's a deep theory you don't understand. Its called telepathy.

Rize: That's a theory that a one year old kid can understand.

Evil Twin: Then its a theory of mutual understanding.

Rize: I understand you alright. You're just being crazy and talking to yourself.

<<< Btw. That is the evil twin. She lost the debate to Rize. (The debate was about her being crazy. Just to let you know.)

[[ThAt WaS HeR Tale NoT hIs.]]

2008-12-03T03:05:00.000-08:00

Aki Came over to my house today!

Hey! Rize and Aki here. ^^

Rize: I look cool in blonde hair right. XD

Aki: My new hair colour matches my name. Autum, the colour of red.

=] And! And! I'm in my new kimono!!!

Rize: I look like a rocker !!! Yeah!!

Rize: Okay! That aside! Lets start our day!!

OK. The day started with them discussing about dog's feet.

DOG'S FEET!

Evil twin: Is dog's feet that interesting?

Good Twin: Who knows...

So while they were discussing about DOG'S FEET,

an unknown white substance appeared.

Hie! Long time no see. It's me THE BEAR.

Yup! He/she/it/him/they/them is that white substance.

The Bear: So why is it " he/she/it/him/they/them"?

Evil Twin: Cause I didn't bother to think of a gender for you.

The Bear: ......Please bother...

Aki and Rize is feeling really irritated because The Bear

stole their limelight. And the evil and the good twin was

feeling sorry for the bear.

Rize: ......

Aki: ......

Evil Twin: ......

Good Twin(Aki's mummy): .....

Feeling really annoyed, Aki and Rize thought of an evil plan.

Aki: Hehe! Ok?

Rize: Yup! Yup! Splendid! Kekekekekeke!

Evil Twin: Errr...... (@.@)

Good Twin: ..... (o_O)

After MUCH CONSIDERATION (It's sort of amazing in a certain sense),
they decided to carry out their plan.

Aki and Rize: Muahahahahaha!!!!

And the character in question, is still clueless.

In a sense, it MAY BE good for he/she/it/him/they/them,

since ignorance is bliss.

Good Twin: I pity The Bear... Haiz.... Poor thingy.

Evil Twin: I don't sense any sympathy in your tone.

Especially the 'thingy' part, it only made it more obvious.

Good Twin: lalalalala...

The plan is now taking place. They KINDLY (It's questionable)

ASKED(Amazing, they asked.) The Bear to sit in between them.

Rize: Come here Bear.

Aki: Yup! Please have a sit here.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is sort of dumb in a sense.

Oops. My bad. It is in alot sense.

Good Twin: Yeah... To the extent where it is laughable.

So The Bear (dumbly) went to them.

Evil Twin: .... The dumbness is not only to the point of laughable.

It's unbeliveable. I mean it is pretty obvious.

Good Twin: ... Yea... I mean look at Rize and Aki's face. It's erm...

Evil Twin: It's dead obvious. Seriously.

Rize: Yea! That's a good bear....

Aki: Hey Rize! You've got a SPLENDID bear.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is officially dumb.

Good twin: To the point of no return.

The bear is obviously enjoying he/she/it/him/they/them self

throughly. That he/she/it/him/they/them have not realise the threat.

Rize: Operation Annihilation.

Aki: Roger that.

The Bear: ???

As to why the evil and the good twin didn't comment,

is because they felt that it is already pointless.

SMACK!!!!

Evil Twin: That sounded painful....

Good Twin: To be whacked on suprise... It is a miracle if

he/she/it/him/they/them didn't die.

Rize: Operation Sucess!!

Aki: Banzai!!

Rize and Aki: This is heavenly punishment!!

Rize: Okay folks! Now it is for MY punishment to the bear.

Evil Twin: O.. It's not over yet?

Okay people. This blog is viewed by people of all ages. So I need to

make sure it is PG. So the following images have been cut off. Leaving

only the sound effects and the dialogue.

WARNING + DISCLAMIER

The following sound effects and dialouge may be gruesome and cause

severe shock to a person. So if anything happens to you, it's not my fault.

I already warned you.

Rize: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Evil Twin: ....... Yawn.......

Good Twin: You not interested in looking?

Evil Twin: Oh... That's like an everyday event.

Good Twin: Er.... Everyday.... I see... I see....

Aki: Er.... Ri-kun...What's with the staple?

Rize: It's for stapling.

Good Twin: .....errrr...

Rize: HAIIIIIIIYA!!!!

The Bear: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!
KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!

SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Aki: ........

Good Twin: ........

Evil Twin: z_z (snore..)zzzzzz....
Rize: You're one gazillion years too early to steal my limelight.

Please wait while we clear up the bloodsplatter.

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Okay. So after the bloody scene, The Bear is dangled from the fan.

So after they left the bear dangling of the fan, they

went back discussing about dog's feet as if nothing had happened.

(To actually pretend as if nothing had happen, it is incredible.)

The poor dog.

But after a while, they became really bored discussing

about dog's feet. So they discussed on how to bully another sidekick.

The next victim. Poor thing.

I know the picture is the wrong way up.
I'm just lazy. XD

It's been a long, tiring and FRUITFUL (??) day.

It is also time for Aki to say goodbye.

By the way, the bear is still there.

2008-11-28T23:02:00.000-08:00

Please let me be free again.

2008-11-27T00:30:00.000-08:00

The day started with Rize getting all bored....

Then an idea sprung into his head...

Evil Twin: Are you sure an idea popped into your head?
It seems like there is no thinking going on...
Rize: Just keep your opinions to yourself...
The story is going no where if you keep
popping in...
Evil Twin: Sorry...
Rize: ..........
Evil Twin: Er.. What were you trying to say?
Rize: .... (silence)

So Rize decided to hang his sidekick, The Bear,
from a high place.

Evil Twin: Hey isn't the pose the same as the one on top?
Rize: URGGGGHHHH!!!! Keep your comments for later!!!
Evil Twin: You don't have to be so fierce....
Rize:....... (A very disturbing silence....)

However, under a certain law, mistreating animals is prohibited.
Hence, Rize was caught.

Evil Twin: Isn't The Bear a stuff toy?
Rize: ............. (A really disturbing atmosphere formed)
Evil Twin: I have a feeling that it's better to keep my mouth shut...

After Rize was caught, he was sent to the reflection room.

However, he wasn't feeling guilty at all.

Evil Twin: Hey!! Look the room is different!!

Rize: ......... (Sents a killer glare)

Evil Twin: Rize.. Did you noticed that the room is suddenly very cold...

Rize: ........

Because Rize was not guilty of his own actions,

the comittee of sidekicks decided that capital

punishment is inevitable for him.So Rize's life

dangles precariously.

Evil Twin: Erm... Is it just me or is there tension in the air.

Rize: I think I did mention to keep your comments to the end.

Evil Twin: I was just trying to break the silence...

Rize: You were the one that created this tensed atmosphere by

spoiling the story.

Evil Twin: O....

The Bear: ... .. . ... .... ... .... .. ..... ........

Rize: What the hell are you trying to say!!

Evil Twin: Er.... Rize.

Rize: WHAT!!

Evil Twin: The Bear's mouth was stapled up by you right....

The Bear:. ....... (nods furiously)

Rize: Oh yea... I kinda forgot....

-End of story-

Credits....

The last two pictures was taken by JL.

I stole it. Muahahaha!!!

Special Thanks to Rize who took time out to take the pictures.

And the bear.

2008-11-25T00:34:00.000-08:00

Hey There! Rize here! Meet my new sidekick.
The voodoo doll. Muahaha!

Meet my new friend. Kalix. As you can see,
his freaking huge. He's around twice my height.
o.O

Lookie! I'm wearing Kalix hat. Kalix was

so kind to lend me his hat.

In order to repay him, I lent him my ribbon...

He looks kinda pissed...

Anyway, pissing people up is part of my job.

2008-11-25T00:20:00.000-08:00

Hey yo! Rize here... I know I look different.

No thanks to the evil twin...

This is my new friend. Aki. He's just acting cool.

I'm much more cooler. XD

His mommy's parents call him 'tomboy' and 'gay'

Muahahaha!!

Here's a group picture (^^)

To me Aki looks freaking emo...

This is how my kimono looks like. Let's all

pretend that Aki is not there. XD
Some say that I look like Enma Ai

from Jigoku Shoujo... XD

2008-11-15T05:44:00.000-08:00

Meet my subordinates the evil Lollipops.

My sidekick. The Bear.

Haven't thought of a name.

Can't be bothered to.

Don't care. Don't know. Don't ask.

RIZE WAS HERE. SO WERE THE LOLLIPOPS. AND THE BEAR.

2008-11-15T02:30:00.000-08:00

This is Lolliai. Be sure to visit HIS blog. XD

Rize here. XD

-INSANITY WAS HERE-