..A World of Nonsense..

The Stupidity of the Supposed Smartest Species on the Planet

Have you ever wonder...
1. Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
2. Why do you have to click the start button to stop windows XP?
3. Why lemon juice is made of artificial flavour but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
4. Why the man who invest all you money is called a 'broker'?
5. Who tastes dog food when it is 'new and improved'?
6. Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all stuck together?
7. If con is the opposite of pro, then the congress is the opposite of progress?
8. Why they called the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?
9. Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?

AND....

In case ypu need further prove that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use when sleeping.
Rize: Darn, and that is the only time I have to work on my hair.

On a bag of chips:
You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Rize: Ah... the shoplifter special...

On a bar of Palmolive Soap:
Directions: Use like normal soap.
Rize: And that would be how?

On some frozen dinner:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Rize: Its just a suggestion right?

On Nanna's Tiramisu(Printed on the bottom):
Do not turn upside down.
Rize: That was a little too late...

On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Rize: And you thought it would be cold?

On a packaging of a K-mart iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rize: Wouldn't that save me alot of time?

On Boot's children cough medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after consumption.
Rize: We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds of the forklifts.

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Rize: And I am taking this because...

On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only.
Rize: Yeah... as opposed to what?

On Nobby's Peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
Rize: Talk about a news flash.

On an American airline packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 5:12 PM

Rize: Yo!
Evil Twin: HAHAHA!!! You're the pink-hair-cat-ears-looking-guy.
Rize: Shuddup. I know you are jealous. Cause I'm so cute. XD
Evil Twin:.... My god..... so.... thick.... skin...