Friday, May 29, 2009
The Stupidity of the Supposed Smartest Species on the Planet
Have you ever wonder...
1. Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
2. Why do you have to click the start button to stop windows XP?
3. Why lemon juice is made of artificial flavour but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
4. Why the man who invest all you money is called a 'broker'?
5. Who tastes dog food when it is 'new and improved'?
6. Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all stuck together?
7. If con is the opposite of pro, then the congress is the opposite of progress?
8. Why they called the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?
9. Why didn't Noah just swat those two mosquitoes?
AND....
In case ypu need further prove that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use when sleeping.
Rize: Darn, and that is the only time I have to work on my hair.
On a bag of chips:
You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Rize: Ah... the shoplifter special...
On a bar of Palmolive Soap:
Directions: Use like normal soap.
Rize: And that would be how?
On some frozen dinner:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Rize: Its just a suggestion right?
On Nanna's Tiramisu(Printed on the bottom):
Do not turn upside down.
Rize: That was a little too late...
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Rize: And you thought it would be cold?
On a packaging of a K-mart iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
Rize: Wouldn't that save me alot of time?
On Boot's children cough medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after consumption.
Rize: We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds of the forklifts.
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Rize: And I am taking this because...
On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor and outdoor use only.
Rize: Yeah... as opposed to what?
On Nobby's Peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
Rize: Talk about a news flash.
On an American airline packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
You just stepped on Rize's garbage at
Monday, May 25, 2009
Rize: Yo!
Evil Twin: HAHAHA!!! You're the pink-hair-cat-ears-looking-guy.
Rize: Shuddup. I know you are jealous. Cause I'm so cute. XD
Evil Twin:.... My god..... so.... thick.... skin...
the-bear-shape-looking-guy is our dear Aki~CHANNN!!!
The following will be just pictures and a couple of comments. I'm too lazy.
Rize and the plant and the funny looking drink?
Aki: T.T No fair
Evil Twin: Is it me or do you look more pinkish?
Rize: Come to think about it... I think I wore the same clothes to the previous Dollmeet...
Aki: Hello. Its me Rize.
Aki: And that is Aki!!
You just stepped on Rize's garbage at
Sunday, May 3, 2009
When The Evil Twin Should be doing her revision...
Rize: That's right... You guessed it... it's me. Who else right... WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Evil Twin: LALALALA~
You just stepped on Rize's garbage at
Evil Twin: My room is blue!!! MUAHAHAHA
Rize: ....
Evil Twin: As blue as the sky!!! XD
Evil Twin: ANDDDD I have new shelves for my MANGA!!!
Rize: ... Anyway the rest of the pictures is Aki's visit to my house...
Evil Twin: T.T
Good Twin: OMG!!! Aki looks like a witch. T.T
You just stepped on Rize's garbage at
Name: Rize
Date of the so called birth: 3 November
Type: MSD AN from Luts
Gender: A
Hobby: Being
Rank in society:
Position: Standing or sitting when not lying down.
