..A World of Nonsense..

Aki Came over to my house today!

Hey! Rize and Aki here. ^^

Rize: I look cool in blonde hair right. XD

Aki: My new hair colour matches my name. Autum, the colour of red.

=] And! And! I'm in my new kimono!!!

Rize: I look like a rocker !!! Yeah!!

Rize: Okay! That aside! Lets start our day!!

OK. The day started with them discussing about dog's feet.

DOG'S FEET!

Evil twin: Is dog's feet that interesting?

Good Twin: Who knows...

So while they were discussing about DOG'S FEET,

an unknown white substance appeared.

Hie! Long time no see. It's me THE BEAR.

Yup! He/she/it/him/they/them is that white substance.

The Bear: So why is it " he/she/it/him/they/them"?

Evil Twin: Cause I didn't bother to think of a gender for you.

The Bear: ......Please bother...

Aki and Rize is feeling really irritated because The Bear

stole their limelight. And the evil and the good twin was

feeling sorry for the bear.

Rize: ......

Aki: ......

Evil Twin: ......

Good Twin(Aki's mummy): .....

Feeling really annoyed, Aki and Rize thought of an evil plan.

Aki: Hehe! Ok?

Rize: Yup! Yup! Splendid! Kekekekekeke!

Evil Twin: Errr...... (@.@)

Good Twin: ..... (o_O)

After MUCH CONSIDERATION (It's sort of amazing in a certain sense),
they decided to carry out their plan.

Aki and Rize: Muahahahahaha!!!!

And the character in question, is still clueless.

In a sense, it MAY BE good for he/she/it/him/they/them,

since ignorance is bliss.

Good Twin: I pity The Bear... Haiz.... Poor thingy.

Evil Twin: I don't sense any sympathy in your tone.

Especially the 'thingy' part, it only made it more obvious.

Good Twin: lalalalala...

The plan is now taking place. They KINDLY (It's questionable)

ASKED(Amazing, they asked.) The Bear to sit in between them.

Rize: Come here Bear.

Aki: Yup! Please have a sit here.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is sort of dumb in a sense.

Oops. My bad. It is in alot sense.

Good Twin: Yeah... To the extent where it is laughable.

So The Bear (dumbly) went to them.

Evil Twin: .... The dumbness is not only to the point of laughable.

It's unbeliveable. I mean it is pretty obvious.

Good Twin: ... Yea... I mean look at Rize and Aki's face. It's erm...

Evil Twin: It's dead obvious. Seriously.

Rize: Yea! That's a good bear....

Aki: Hey Rize! You've got a SPLENDID bear.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is officially dumb.

Good twin: To the point of no return.

The bear is obviously enjoying he/she/it/him/they/them self

throughly. That he/she/it/him/they/them have not realise the threat.

Rize: Operation Annihilation.

Aki: Roger that.

The Bear: ???

As to why the evil and the good twin didn't comment,

is because they felt that it is already pointless.

SMACK!!!!

Evil Twin: That sounded painful....

Good Twin: To be whacked on suprise... It is a miracle if

he/she/it/him/they/them didn't die.

Rize: Operation Sucess!!

Aki: Banzai!!

Rize and Aki: This is heavenly punishment!!

Rize: Okay folks! Now it is for MY punishment to the bear.

Evil Twin: O.. It's not over yet?

Okay people. This blog is viewed by people of all ages. So I need to

make sure it is PG. So the following images have been cut off. Leaving

only the sound effects and the dialogue.

WARNING + DISCLAMIER

The following sound effects and dialouge may be gruesome and cause

severe shock to a person. So if anything happens to you, it's not my fault.

I already warned you.

Rize: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Evil Twin: ....... Yawn.......

Good Twin: You not interested in looking?

Evil Twin: Oh... That's like an everyday event.

Good Twin: Er.... Everyday.... I see... I see....

Aki: Er.... Ri-kun...What's with the staple?

Rize: It's for stapling.

Good Twin: .....errrr...

Rize: HAIIIIIIIYA!!!!

The Bear: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!
KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!

SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Aki: ........

Good Twin: ........

Evil Twin: z_z (snore..)zzzzzz....
Rize: You're one gazillion years too early to steal my limelight.

Please wait while we clear up the bloodsplatter.

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Okay. So after the bloody scene, The Bear is dangled from the fan.

So after they left the bear dangling of the fan, they

went back discussing about dog's feet as if nothing had happened.

(To actually pretend as if nothing had happen, it is incredible.)

The poor dog.

But after a while, they became really bored discussing

about dog's feet. So they discussed on how to bully another sidekick.

The next victim. Poor thing.

I know the picture is the wrong way up.
I'm just lazy. XD

It's been a long, tiring and FRUITFUL (??) day.

It is also time for Aki to say goodbye.

By the way, the bear is still there.

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 3:05 AM