..A World of Nonsense..

Rize: So this is what you call a park...

Evil Twin: Pretty cool right?

Rize: No. Not really.

The Evil Twin. I wonder who is more evil...

The Evil Twin or Rize....

4 wins. 0 loss. -Rize

0 win. 4 losses -Evil Twin

Rize: Humans are dumb.

Evil Twin: Why?

Rize: It's December and they're camping.

Evil Twin: That does not mean they're dumb.

Rize: Look at the freaking sky. Its gonna rain.

Evil Twin: That means you're dumb too.

Rize: Why?

Evil Twin: That's because you're here too.

Rize: Don't forget. You're the one that dragged me here. Doofus.

Rize is officially more evil than the Evil Twin.

Can't believe that the Evil Twin actually forgot that she was the one that brought Rize along.

5 wins. o losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 5 losses. - Evil Twin.

Evil Twin: If you say that "I am an Idiot", I'll give you this drink.

Rize: You admitted that you're an idiot. Please take a closer look. I already took the drink.

Evil Twin: ...... T.T

Maybe we should call the Evil Twin the idiotic twin.

~Rize.

6 wins. 0 losses. - Rize

o wins. 6 losses. - Evil Twin.

By the way. I like the purple coloured drink.

--Rize.

Rize: I am occupying the entire seat. Muahaha!!

Evil Twin: And I am sitting on the floor. T.T

Rize: Lalalala....

Rize: Lookie. It's a piece of the clouds.

Evil Twin: Heh! You actually believed its a piece of the clouds?

Rize: I am not dumb. I was trying to figure out how Lolliai will react.

I opened the packet of mashmellows you left out on the chair.

Evil Twin: NOOOOO!!!! My mashmellows... Where's the rest?!

Rize: I gave it to those campers out there.

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: By the way. I was trying to give you a chance to have one win.

Evil Twin: T.T

It's 2 wins this time. He tricked her twice.

8 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 8 losses. - Evil Twin.

Rize: I wonder what's on the other side?

Evil Twin: An island.

Rize: Of course I know that. Idiot. I was being Aki.

9 wins. 0 losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 9 losses. - Evil Twin.

Rize: Can't be bothered with that Idiotic Twin.

Evil Twin: ..... T.T

10 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 10 losses. - Evil Twin.

Evil Twin: Wait a minute! That can't be counted as a win!!

Rize: Oh yes it can!!!

Evil Twin: Tell me why!! I demand to know.

Rize: Because the sky is so high. >D

11 wins. 0 losses. - Rize.

0 wins. 11 losses. -Evil Twin.

Btw. If you have not noticed. Its 2 left shoes.
Both are pointing that way<<<<<

It usually is <<<>>>

It was the Evil Twin who caused this glitch up.

Rize: I wanna go down to the beach but that idiotic twin said no.

Evil Twin: That's because it's muddy down there. Not to mention that it's dirty.

Rize: The reason why you don't allow me to go is because you're lazy. Face the fact, idiot.

Evil Twin: Crap. I got found out.

11 wins. 0 losses. -Rize.

0 wins. 11 losses. -Evil Twin.

Rize: The wind is pretty strong.

(The Evil Twin have decided not to comment, if not, she'll have another loss add to her losses.)

It was a meaningful day for Rize. That is because he has now 11 wins.

He is feeling very happy. He hopes that there'll be more occasions where he can get the Evil Twin to lose more.

If the Evil Twin ever, EVER, beats Rize, the sky will collapse and cows will start flying.

--Lots of Love,

Rize--

[[ThIs StOrY iS bRoUgHt To YoU bY hIm.]]

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 9:50 PM

Rize: Hey there!! Rize here. I am handcuffed as you can see.
Because the CRAZY girl, the Evil Twin, chained me. She
was afraid that I would wreck havoc.
It's not like I will.... Maybe I would....

Evil Twin: THAT is the very reason why I handcuffed you...

Rize: Lalalalala....

Evil Twin: By the way, I am not crazy.

Rize: It was already decided in the previous post.

Evil Twin: T.T

Rize: That aside, I got to meet new a friend...
The pink-hair-cat-ears-with-lots-of-hair-clips guy is Lolliai.
The red-hair-not-even-looking-at-the-camera guy is Aki.
Then the blonde-hair-can't-even-see-his-eyes guy, is of course, me.

Evil Twin: So what's with the usage of hyphenated words?

Rize: Thought it was fun....

Evil Twin: .... it was?

Rize: Because Aki was feeling very left out
because he dosen't have a handcuff,
we handcuffed our hands together.
How childish can he get?

Lolliai: Why am I in the middle!!!

Aki: I wanna be in the middle!!!!

Rize: Just how childish this fellow can get?

Lolliai: Okok... don't throw a tantrum here Aki.
I'll let you be in the middle.

Rize: What the hell!! I have to sit beside THAT baby??

Aki: WAHHHHH!!!! I am not a baby!!!! Mummyyyyyy!!!
Ri-chan bully me!!!!!!!

Rize: Now he is crying.... he is officially a baby.

Evil Twin: Now..now.. that's not very nice Rize.

Rize: CRAZY girl ZIP it!!!

Evil Twin: WAHHHH!!! AhDada!! Rize is bullying me!!!

AhDada: ......

Rize: CRAZY GIRL!! YOU'RE MAKING A
HELL LOAD OF NOISE! ZIP IT!

The Evil Twin. She lost. Again.

So after a heated argument between the Evil Twin and Rize
(It wasn't even an argument. It was so obvious that Rize will win.),
Rize and Lolliai took a picture together.

Aki: I wanna take with Ri-chan!!!!!!

Rize: Who the hell wants to take pictures with a baby like you!!!

Aki: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Good Twin: Evil Twin!!! Rize bully my Aki again!!!

Evil Twin: I can't do anything!!! Ask AhDada!!

AhDada: !!!

Lolliai: .....

(By the way, Lolliai has already given up being the mediator.)

So after much persuasion, Rize finally let Aki sit beside him.

Evil Twin: Is it just me or is Lolliai looking really tired.

Aki: WAHHHH!!!! I don't want to sit in the middle!!!! I wanna sit on the side!!!!
MUMMMYYYY!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Rize: Argh!!!....

Good Twin: .....

Lolliai: ....

AhDada: ......

Evil Twin: Reminds me of his mummy...

(You must be wondering why AhDada
didn't comment on anything in the past few dialouges.
It's because she feels that it is a total waste of saliva
in doing so.)

If you have not noticed it, look at the gap between Aki and Rize.

By the way, the picture is different . So it's not cut and paste.

So what is the difference?

Ans: It's the sunglasses.

Why was Rize willing to lend Aki his sunglasses.

Ans: Because Aki was making a hell load of noise.

Rize didn't have much of a choice.
In other words, Rize was very reluctant.

Because Aki was making too much noise,
Rize went to a corner for some quiet time.

Evil Twin: It's because of that action, everyone
thinks that you're anti-social.

Rize: Crazy thing. Shuddup.

Evil Twin: Why am I being demoted from a girl to a thing!!!

Rize: Because I wanted to do so.

The evil twin. She lost. Once Again.

3 wins to 0 wins in Rize's favour.

Aki finally realises that he was making too much noise and

had pissed Rize out.

Evil Twin: It's high time he found out.

AhDada: .....

Lolliai: ....hahaha....

In order to make Rize happy again, the Good twin
took out her box of chocolates. (Without Aki knowing.)

-The didn't-even-bother-resisting-the-chocolates person-

-The tried-resisting-the-chocolates-but-failed person-

I mean, who can resist to chocolates?

-The didn't-even-know-there-was-chocolates-there person-

Rize: Move it!! This half is mine!!!

Lolliai: Then this half is mine!!!!

Good Twin: Then what about my Aki?

Lolliai: He can have one chocolate from mine and Rize's half.

Rize: Yea!!

Good Twin: But that chocolate is mine....

Lolliai: Finders keepers!! Losers weepers!!

Evil Twin: It's amazing how much chocolates can change a person.

AhDada:....

Evil Twin: At least comment on something AhDada....

AhDada: Errr.... Nice chocolates?

Evil Twin: .....Not on the chocolates.....

AhDada: You asked me to comment on anything.

Good Twin: I have a feeling that I am being left out in the conversation...

Rize: Muahahahaha!!! The chocolates mine!!!

(You guys may not have noticed it but, don't you find it awfully quiet?)

Lolliai: HEYYYY!!! GIMME MY SHARE!!!

Evil Twin: Looks like there will be a fight....

Evil Twin: Rize. We've got two boxes at home.
Let Lolliai have that box..

Good Twin: Hey!! That's mine.

Rize: CRAZY THING QUIET!! OF COURSE I KNOW THAT.

AhDada: Erm... Can't you guys see that they were just acting?

Lolliai: ^^ our acting skills are quite good.

AhDada: That's why I didn't comment. Because the entire thing
from the first picture was just a show...

Aki: ^^ lalalala.... Ri-chan won't be that evil to me.....

Rize: Heh! only dumb people like the Evil Twin won't know...

The Evil Twin. She Lost. Again.
4-0 In Rize's favour.

If you didn't notice, Rize is behind Lolliai.
Behind his right hand. You should be able to see

his hair.

-I don't have a photoshop so I can't do fancy things.-

Everyone is relaxing after the act which the twins
did not even realise that it was one.

Presenting the Air Instrument Band (AIB).
The band name was thought by AhDada.

From left to right:
Aki.(Singer) Lolliai.(Air Guitar) Rize. (Air Bass)

Lolliai the super duper cute guitarist.
Rize the act cool bassist.
Aki the super clueless singer.( his not even in the picture.)

Relaxing after a photoshoot.

Ok. There is Aki. Let me repeat myself once again.

Aki. The super clueless singer.

By the way. That's AhDada's boots in the background.

The picture for their new album. "Trinity Z"

Resting. After a live concert.

By the way, on the right hand side of the background is

AhDada's knee. On the left, is the Good Twin's shoe.

Rize! That act cool bassist.

Lolliai! That super cute guitarist.

And Aki. The super clueless singer.

He didn't even realise that he was suppose to take a solo picture

like the ones above this.

He even went of to eat Takoyaki.

Their live concert.

Playing now is their very famous song.

'Silence'.

Its called 'Silence' brcause you only can hear silence.

And the audience response was....

Silence.

Because there wasn't one in the first place.

Only three photographers.

The Good Twin.

AhDada.

The Evil Twin.

Rize.

Aki. (He's here. Amazing.)

Lolliai.

It was a long and tiring day. But Rize had loads of fun.
Especially tricking the Evil Twin.
He wonders when can he meet up with Lolliai and Aki again.

By the way, this is Pasir Ris Bus Interchange. Rize is no longer at Expo.
The next meeting will most probably be on the 27 Dec.

This post is dedicated to my new found friend, Lolliai and Aki.
To Aki: Christmas is nearing. Where's my present.
To Lolliai: Christmas is here. Have fun.
I am only being evil to Aki. >D

Credits:
Lolliai. For being part of the gag.
Aki. For being part of the gag.
Rize. For being part of the gag.
AhDada. For thinking of the band's name.
Ahdada. For her knee and boots in the background
Good Twin. For her shoe in the background.
Good Twin. For her chocolates.

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 9:12 PM

The Evil Twin died.

Why?
Because Rize killed her.

Really?
No. Not really.

It's because she realises how broke she is.

So what has her being broke got to do with her dying?

It's because she realises that she won'y have enough money for Saturday.

Saturday?
Yes. Saturday.

So what's on Saturday
EOY cosfest.

Oic.
If she has no money, she might as well die.

Rize: I agree. But what's with the monologue.

Evil Twin: I was talking to the voodoo doll.

Voodoo Doll: !!!!

Rize: You're talking to yourself. The voodoo doll has no mouth.

Evil Twin: It's a deep theory you don't understand. Its called telepathy.

Rize: That's a theory that a one year old kid can understand.

Evil Twin: Then its a theory of mutual understanding.

Rize: I understand you alright. You're just being crazy and talking to yourself.

<<< Btw. That is the evil twin. She lost the debate to Rize. (The debate was about her being crazy. Just to let you know.)

[[ThAt WaS HeR Tale NoT hIs.]]

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 6:40 PM

Aki Came over to my house today!

Hey! Rize and Aki here. ^^

Rize: I look cool in blonde hair right. XD

Aki: My new hair colour matches my name. Autum, the colour of red.

=] And! And! I'm in my new kimono!!!

Rize: I look like a rocker !!! Yeah!!

Rize: Okay! That aside! Lets start our day!!

OK. The day started with them discussing about dog's feet.

DOG'S FEET!

Evil twin: Is dog's feet that interesting?

Good Twin: Who knows...

So while they were discussing about DOG'S FEET,

an unknown white substance appeared.

Hie! Long time no see. It's me THE BEAR.

Yup! He/she/it/him/they/them is that white substance.

The Bear: So why is it " he/she/it/him/they/them"?

Evil Twin: Cause I didn't bother to think of a gender for you.

The Bear: ......Please bother...

Aki and Rize is feeling really irritated because The Bear

stole their limelight. And the evil and the good twin was

feeling sorry for the bear.

Rize: ......

Aki: ......

Evil Twin: ......

Good Twin(Aki's mummy): .....

Feeling really annoyed, Aki and Rize thought of an evil plan.

Aki: Hehe! Ok?

Rize: Yup! Yup! Splendid! Kekekekekeke!

Evil Twin: Errr...... (@.@)

Good Twin: ..... (o_O)

After MUCH CONSIDERATION (It's sort of amazing in a certain sense),
they decided to carry out their plan.

Aki and Rize: Muahahahahaha!!!!

And the character in question, is still clueless.

In a sense, it MAY BE good for he/she/it/him/they/them,

since ignorance is bliss.

Good Twin: I pity The Bear... Haiz.... Poor thingy.

Evil Twin: I don't sense any sympathy in your tone.

Especially the 'thingy' part, it only made it more obvious.

Good Twin: lalalalala...

The plan is now taking place. They KINDLY (It's questionable)

ASKED(Amazing, they asked.) The Bear to sit in between them.

Rize: Come here Bear.

Aki: Yup! Please have a sit here.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is sort of dumb in a sense.

Oops. My bad. It is in alot sense.

Good Twin: Yeah... To the extent where it is laughable.

So The Bear (dumbly) went to them.

Evil Twin: .... The dumbness is not only to the point of laughable.

It's unbeliveable. I mean it is pretty obvious.

Good Twin: ... Yea... I mean look at Rize and Aki's face. It's erm...

Evil Twin: It's dead obvious. Seriously.

Rize: Yea! That's a good bear....

Aki: Hey Rize! You've got a SPLENDID bear.

The Bear: (=^_^=)

Evil Twin: He/she/it/him/they/them is officially dumb.

Good twin: To the point of no return.

The bear is obviously enjoying he/she/it/him/they/them self

throughly. That he/she/it/him/they/them have not realise the threat.

Rize: Operation Annihilation.

Aki: Roger that.

The Bear: ???

As to why the evil and the good twin didn't comment,

is because they felt that it is already pointless.

SMACK!!!!

Evil Twin: That sounded painful....

Good Twin: To be whacked on suprise... It is a miracle if

he/she/it/him/they/them didn't die.

Rize: Operation Sucess!!

Aki: Banzai!!

Rize and Aki: This is heavenly punishment!!

Rize: Okay folks! Now it is for MY punishment to the bear.

Evil Twin: O.. It's not over yet?

Okay people. This blog is viewed by people of all ages. So I need to

make sure it is PG. So the following images have been cut off. Leaving

only the sound effects and the dialogue.

WARNING + DISCLAMIER

The following sound effects and dialouge may be gruesome and cause

severe shock to a person. So if anything happens to you, it's not my fault.

I already warned you.

Rize: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Evil Twin: ....... Yawn.......

Good Twin: You not interested in looking?

Evil Twin: Oh... That's like an everyday event.

Good Twin: Er.... Everyday.... I see... I see....

Aki: Er.... Ri-kun...What's with the staple?

Rize: It's for stapling.

Good Twin: .....errrr...

Rize: HAIIIIIIIYA!!!!

The Bear: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!
KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK! KACHAK!

SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Aki: ........

Good Twin: ........

Evil Twin: z_z (snore..)zzzzzz....
Rize: You're one gazillion years too early to steal my limelight.

Please wait while we clear up the bloodsplatter.

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Okay. So after the bloody scene, The Bear is dangled from the fan.

So after they left the bear dangling of the fan, they

went back discussing about dog's feet as if nothing had happened.

(To actually pretend as if nothing had happen, it is incredible.)

The poor dog.

But after a while, they became really bored discussing

about dog's feet. So they discussed on how to bully another sidekick.

The next victim. Poor thing.

I know the picture is the wrong way up.
I'm just lazy. XD

It's been a long, tiring and FRUITFUL (??) day.

It is also time for Aki to say goodbye.

By the way, the bear is still there.

You just stepped on Rize's garbage at 3:05 AM